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laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of
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xombiedirge:

You Are Who You Choose To Be by Adam Rabalais / Store
Part of the Bleeding Metallics art show at the Hero Complex Gallery / Facebook.
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rebornica:

FREDDYWell, well, well, what have we here? Mike Schmidt, huh? Oh, I’m really scaredSo you’re the one everybody’s talkin’ about, ha, ha
You’re jokin’, you’re jokin’I can’t believe my eyes You’re jokin’ me, you gotta beThis can’t be the right guyHe’s tiny, he’s ugly I don’t know which is worseI might just blow a circuit nowIf I don’t die laughing first!
Mr. Freddy Fazbear saysThere’s trouble close at handYou’d better pay attention now‘Cause we’re the Fazbear band!And if you aren’t shakin’Then there’s something very wrong‘Cause this may be the last timeThat you hear the Fazbear song
FREDDYWoah-oh-!
CHICA,FOXY & BONNIEWoah-oh-! x3
CHICA,FOXY & BONNIEWe’re the Freddy Fazbear band!
MIKE SCHMIDTRelease me nowOr you must face the dire consequences!I’m only here until 6am,So please, come to your senses!
FREDDYYou’re jokin’, you’re jokin’I can’t believe my earsWould someone STUFF this fella upI’m drownin’ in my tearsIt’s funny, I’m laughingYou really are too muchAnd now, without your permissionI’m going to do my stuff
MIKE SCHMIDTWhat are you going to do? 
FREDDYI’m gonna do the best I can
Oh, the sound of rollin’ pinsTo me is music in the air !‘Cause I’m a singing FazbearAlthough I don’t play fair!
It’s much more fun, I must confess When lives are on the lineNot mine, of course, but yours, old boyNow that’d be just fine
MIKE SCHMIDTRelease me now or you willBe deactivated for this heinous act!
FREDDYOh, Mikey, you’re somethingYou put me in a spinYou aren’t comprehendingThe position that you’re in!It’s hopeless! You’re finished!You’re about to go get stuffed!‘Cause I’m THE Freddy FazbearAnd you are goin’ to be crushed.
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THIS IS FREDDY’S ( This is Halloween )
KIDNAP THE NIGHT GUARD ( Kidnap the Sandy Claws )
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